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About The Sleep Math

Sleep advice on the internet is mostly garbage. We built something different.

The same 12 tips, recycled forever

"Keep your room cool." "Avoid screens before bed." "Try a warm bath." You've read this list. You've read it on WebMD, on sleep brand blogs, on influencer Instagram carousels. It's the same advice, reshuffled, copy-pasted since the early 2000s.

Here's what that advice doesn't tell you: when is the last safe coffee? Not "afternoon" — the actual hour, adjusted for your half-life and bedtime. How much melatonin should a 35-year-old actually take? Not "start low" — the dose from the study. What is the specific light exposure threshold that suppresses melatonin? The lux number exists. It's in a published paper. Nobody's putting it in a calculator.

The research is real. It's just buried in PDFs on PubMed that no wellness blogger is reading — because the monetizable move is mattress affiliate links, not literature reviews.

Paper first. Calculator second.

Every tool on this site starts with a specific piece of research. Not a general topic — a specific paper, with a specific formula or finding. We read the methods section. We extract the model. We build the calculator around it.

You enter your inputs — bedtime, wake time, caffeine intake, age, whatever the study needs — and you get a personalized result derived from that paper's actual methodology. Not a generic range. Not a suggestion. A number that means something.

Start with the paper

Find the published study. Read the actual methods. Extract the formula the authors used.

Build the calculator

Translate the methodology into inputs a real person can fill in. Test it against the paper's examples.

Cite the source

Link directly to the study. Every result page shows which paper it's from. Check our work.

No accounts required. No data harvested. No paywalls. The tools work in your browser; nothing is stored.

No mattresses. No supplements. No BS.

This site has a business model that is embarrassingly simple: it doesn't have one yet. There are no affiliate links. No sponsored calculator results. No "our partner mattress brand recommends..." anywhere on this site.

Sell mattresses or sleep products
Take sponsorships from supplement brands
Feature a "medical advisory board" of Instagram doctors
Recommend products based on who paid us
Invent formulas and cite "experts" instead of papers

We cite the paper. We link the paper. We build the calculator from the paper. That's the whole thing.

What's here right now

24
free calculators
covering caffeine, chronotype, sleep debt, nap timing, and more
6+
peer-reviewed papers cited
each one linked directly from the tool that uses it
100%
free to use
no account, no paywall, no email required — ever
0
affiliate links
nothing on this site earns a commission if you click it

Get in touch

Found a bug? Spotted a study we should turn into a calculator? Want to argue about sleep science? We're genuinely interested in all of it.

hello@thesleepmath.com

We read everything. Response time varies, but we do respond.